Song Of The Old Maid

The sun it was sinking, the neet it was fair,

An’ sweet was the breath of the calm summer air ;

The last merry notes of a skylark shrill,

Hed deed on the heights of a neighb’ring hill ;

The evening sang of the deep-toned thrush

Was poured fra a twig on a hawthorn bush ;

An’ I, i’ the twilight was walking alone,

When I heeard a voice sing in a piteous tone,

“ O, I am fifty and three ! ”

“ Ah, me ! ” it exclaimed, with a deep-drawn sigh,

“ I shall nivver be married, me time hes gone by ;

Me charms they hev wither’d an’ deed away

Like the once green leaves on an autumn’s day ;

Me youth it is fled, and me beauty gone,

An’ I feel that grim tyrant, old age, creeping on ;

Now pale are me cheeks, where once bloomed the rose,

And, ah ! I hev scarcely a tooth i’ my jaws,

For I am fifty and three. ”

“ Full well I remember when I war sixteen,

I was fair as a lily, and proud as a queen ;

An’ wharivver I went — to the dance or the fair,

Then lovers in plenty would wait on me there.

But none of them got a kind word from me,

I wanted a man of much higher degree ;

But now I’m forsaken, me hopes are all fled,

An’ I’ll shiv’ring creep to me cold, lone bed,

For I am fifty and three. ”

“ All Ionely I sit through the lang summer day,

Without a companion to while time away;

An’ I starve i’ me bed on a cowd winter’s neet,

Wi’ a shawl round my heead, an’ hot bricks at me feet.

Will naa man come forrad an’ mak me a wife ?

For I’m weary, indeed, of my desolate life ;

I’ve plenty to itt, an’ to drink, an’ au that,

But I’ve nothing to love but a lazy Tom-Cat,

For I am fifty and three. ”

Saa now, au ye lasses, ’at’s turn’d twenty-yan,

Don’t be saa consated i’ t’ choice of a man ;

Don’t set yersels up wi’ a heigh, scornful air,

But strike for a bargain whal t’ buyer bids fair ;

For youth is like summer — swift passin’ away,

An’ soon ye’ll be like to a cowd winter’s day ;

Yer strength will be wasted, yer beauty decay’d,

An’ ye’ll finnd ye’ll be nowt but a stingy owd maid,

When ye are fifty and three.

All Poems

Composed on both barrels of my gun missing fire at a hare, one wet day, on account of my not using waterproof caps.

Advice To Young Ladies, given at the close of an address on temperance delivered by the poet

On reading a criticism

Brass

Lines composed on seeing a Woman intoxicated in Settle Streets on a Market Day.

A Prophetic Picture

‘Bacca Smookin’

The Fair

The Bachelor

Song Of The Old Maid

On shooting two dogs that were worrying sheep on the night of the 3rd January, 1865.

Johnny Bland, the Blacksmith

Husband and Wife Or, “ Wharivver hev ye been? ”

The Picnic

General Gordon

Owd Johnny an’ t’ ghoast

On the Death of John Griffith Owen

Letter to the Poet’s Brother, on extending his leave of absence

Church Gangin’

Captain and Mrs H-

Address to Strong Drink

T’ Kersmas Party

Lile Bobby