On shooting two dogs that were worrying sheep on the night of the 3rd January, 1865.

Yan moonleet neet, at t’ edge o’ dark,

I stump’d about amang my wark ;

I just was crossin’ t’ yard, when – hark !

I stood still as a mouse :

I heard a dog baath growl an’ bark,

I’ t’ paster clooas to t’ house.

Says I, “ A fair haufcrown I’ll bet

Yon’s some ill-bred neet-huntin’ ket,

That’s come up here wi’ dog an’ net –

I’ll see what they’re about. ”

I said na maar, but off I set

To try to find ’em out.

Reight cautiously, wi’ noiseless feet,

I trudged along ower t’ snah that neet,

An’ on a hill, i’ t’ dim moonleet,

I spied a terrier gray ;

An’, when I com into it’s seet,

It bark’d and ran away.

An’ then I spied another thief —

A girt an, too, as fat as beef, –

Says I, “ It is my firm belief

That summat is amiss !

I doubt they’re up to some mischief, —

An’ bless us ! what is this ? ”

Then up I went to t’ wau to peep,

An’ on a snah-drift, cowd an’ deep,

Wi’ fleece au torn, I spied a sheep,

An’ mony a bite did bleed :

Then t’ truth into my mind did creep, —

“ Them dogs hez done this deed. ”

I thowt a bit what mud be done,

Then into t’ house I went for t’ gun,

An’ back as fast as I could run,

An’ t’ dogs were baath at t’ spot, –

Says I, “ I’ll stop yer barb’rous fun –

Ye’s taast a bit o’ shot. ”

Ye sheep ! that roam on hills an’ banks,

To me an’ my good gun give thanks ;

We stopp’d their thievish worryin’ pranks

Wi’ lile round bits o’ leead ;

We med yan stretch his terrier-shanks,

An’ lig amang the deead.

An’ t’ other thief, that com to help, —

That ugly, girt Newfoundland whelp, —

It off as fast as it could skelp. –

Thowt I, “ I’ll mack thee smart. ”

I shot ; it raised an awful yelp,

An’ ran for t’ varra heart.

Wi’ skill, baath times, I hit my mark,

Though it was varra dim an’ dark ;

I think I med a good neet’s wark,

An’ yell na doubt think t’ saam :

I sattled yan his ugly bark,

An’ t’ other’s varra laam.

Ye farmers round about, who keep

Yer Scotland yows an’ hauf-bred sheep,

May gang to bed content, an’ sleep

Without a bit o’ fear :

Na maar amang yer flocks they’ll creep ;

I’ve stopp’d their mad career.

All Poems

Composed on both barrels of my gun missing fire at a hare, one wet day, on account of my not using waterproof caps.

Advice To Young Ladies, given at the close of an address on temperance delivered by the poet

On reading a criticism

Brass

Lines composed on seeing a Woman intoxicated in Settle Streets on a Market Day.

A Prophetic Picture

‘Bacca Smookin’

The Fair

The Bachelor

Song Of The Old Maid

On shooting two dogs that were worrying sheep on the night of the 3rd January, 1865.

Johnny Bland, the Blacksmith

Husband and Wife Or, “ Wharivver hev ye been? ”

The Picnic

General Gordon

Owd Johnny an’ t’ ghoast

On the Death of John Griffith Owen

Letter to the Poet’s Brother, on extending his leave of absence

Church Gangin’

Captain and Mrs H-

Address to Strong Drink

T’ Kersmas Party

Lile Bobby