Composed on both barrels of my gun missing fire at a hare, one wet day, on account of my not using waterproof caps.

Yan day when I was rangin’ t’ land,

Wi’ owd “ Black Bess ” cock’d in my hand,

Up starts a thumpin’ hare ;

Then up I browt my gun at yance,

An’ down the barrels I did glance,

An’ on her levell’d fair.

I do declare it was too bad —

Enough to mak a fellow mad

For t’ hammers just med snaps :

An’ when unhurt off bounded t’ haar,

I vow’d I wad depend na maar

On common, low-priced caps.

When yan hes managed to git near,

’Twad varnear mak a parson sweear,

When snap baath hammers gang ;

An’ t’ game is off i’ rapid flight,

An’ yan hes tried baath left an’ right

An’ cannot raise a bang.

It is a sad, mistakken plan,

Of ony spoortin’ shootin’ man,

To use inferior stuff :

For if he low-priced powder buy,

Or caps that nobbut strike when dry,

He’ll rue it, sewer enough.

Although his gun’s a blade to kill,

An’ he possess sufficient skill,

I’ll bet ye hauf-a-crown

That he may blaze an’ shoot away,

Fra mornin’ leet to t’ clooas o’ day,

An’ seldom bring owt down.

As lang as I a shootin’ gang,

Of Lawrence powder good an’ strang

I’ll allus be possess’d ;

An’ nivver put my trust again

I’ caps that waint stand out i’ t’ rain —

But Eley’s varra best.

For if a gun be tried an’ true,

An’ t’ ammunition good an’ new,

An’ t’ charges put in reight —

If it don’t fotch ’em down like fun,

At forty yards, I dar be bun

It’s t’ man ’at can’t shoot streight.

All Poems

Composed on both barrels of my gun missing fire at a hare, one wet day, on account of my not using waterproof caps.

Advice To Young Ladies, given at the close of an address on temperance delivered by the poet

On reading a criticism

Brass

Lines composed on seeing a Woman intoxicated in Settle Streets on a Market Day.

A Prophetic Picture

‘Bacca Smookin’

The Fair

The Bachelor

Song Of The Old Maid

On shooting two dogs that were worrying sheep on the night of the 3rd January, 1865.

Johnny Bland, the Blacksmith

Husband and Wife Or, “ Wharivver hev ye been? ”

The Picnic

General Gordon

Owd Johnny an’ t’ ghoast

On the Death of John Griffith Owen

Letter to the Poet’s Brother, on extending his leave of absence

Church Gangin’

Captain and Mrs H-

Address to Strong Drink

T’ Kersmas Party

Lile Bobby